Ask me questions.
Ask about nature, music, sex, books, movies. Hell, you can even ask about me if you want.
Love you all.
Yes, even you.
No, not you.
You in the back. Yes, you. I don’t love you. Go stand in the corner.
Okay. I’m having a lazy day at home today. Do a little cleaning, maybe watch a few movies and make some snazzy jewelry. I dunno.
Does anyone like tonic water? It’s that fizzy sour stuff you mix with gin to make tasty drinks. Well, I can’t get enough of it. Would you like to know why?
1. It’s fucking delicious.
2. It contains this stuff called Quinine. Supposedly cures/prevents Malaria? I think this is pretty good, even though my chances of getting Malaria in Delmont, PA are about zero.
3. It’s good with cigarettes. Sooooo good.
4. Did I mention that it’s fucking delicious? Because it is.
That is all.
wait, what? what phone?
A while back, Brazilian armsmaker Taurus became famous for selling “The Judge”, a handgun that shot .410 gauge shotgun shells in addition to .45 Colt cartridges, and now they’ve done one better with “The Raging Judge” that fires 28 gauge shotgun shells. Because you weren’t going to use that shattered wrist anyway.
Hooooly shit. I want one of these.