July 2011
So this one time
when I was like 12
I had a dream
where I was having sex with this dude
or just rolling around in bed with him
something sexy
anyways
after about 5 minutes
i realized that I was actually the guy
and he was the girl I woke up rather confused
If I'm weird with you, I'm comfortable with you.
annieescott:
GPOY
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
theblackship:
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
SO MUCH GPOY
I AM A NOCTURNAL CREATURE
Reblog if you're forever awkward.
jamieebbyx3:
GPOY
That moment when you can't draw a picture the way...
mechakucharumba:
sunnydayinjune:
I’ll just be weeping softly in the corner here.
This, every time I draw.
MIKE TALKING IN HIS SLEEP
Mike “He’s gonna *mumble mumble* kill me..”
Me: “who’s gonna kill you, baby?”
Mike: “your dad *cough*…”
Me: “why is my dad gonna kill you?”
Mike: *grabs my boobs and shakes them around* “Cause I’m doin this.” *goes back to sleep*
I have the greatest idea. All of the Harry Potter...
luckstealer:
tayyysunshine:
jimenna:
emilyallman:
nothingmorethanacasual-fuck:
settlethefuckingscore:
accioweasleytwins:
^ This shit is fucking huge. There’s even a forest behind it.
*Cough Forbidden Forest
OH FUCK THIS IS GREAT
WE NEED DIAGON ALLEY ALSO
LOLOL YES!!
ACCIO EVERY POTTERHEAD WALLET
ACCIO CONSTRUCTION CREW
ACCIO SET DESIGN CREW OF HARRY POTTER...
15 Wonderful Words With No English Equivalent →
nevver:
1. Zhaghzhagh (Persian) The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage. 2. Yuputka (Ulwa) A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin. 3. Lampadato (Italian) Addicted to the infra-red glow of tanning salons? This word describes you. 4. Luftmensch (Yiddish) The Yiddish have scores of words to describe social...
I remembered something random just now
When I was in middle school
I was an angry little girl
I wore a lot of black
and boys clothes
lol in the school photos I had them call me Sam instead of Samantha.
Turns out, I lot of people actually thought I was a boy, hahaha.
but anyways
I used to wear black leather fingerless bike gloves
like the ones that bikers wear or whatever.
the teachers would always tell me to take them off
...
annamolly1024 asked: BUTCH.
I fucked a hipster.
I feel dirty.
I fucked a hipster.
I feel dirty.
another ferguson gifspam
gingerrlocks:
Mmmmm craigy poooo
Men who love their girls no matter their weight.
deanwinchesterinmybed:
Respect this man forever.
WOW.
This man deserves all the awards.
ALL OF THEM
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
miyomo:
kyui13:
cindyintheskywithdiamonds:
M…Must… c-correct…
RAGE.
OH GOD
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US
Reblog if you make up stories in your head of your...
philemonsbutterfly:
infinitewish:
GUILTY
EVERYONE IS STUPID
I WANT TO PUNCH EVERYTHING
JUST
UGH
SORRY YOU’RE IN DEBT
BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU GET
WHEN YOU BUY A BUNCH OF SHIT YOU DON’T NEED
THE CREDIT CARD COMPANIES AREN’T OUT TO GET YOU
YOU’RE JUST FUCKING STUPID
AND THEY ARE A BUSINESS
THEY ARE THERE TO MAKE MONEY
THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND
AND COME THE FUCK ON
DID YOU REALLY NEED THAT 52’ TV?
FUCK NO YOU...
Replace the first letter of your name with W and...
sedfierisentio:
mutantnotgay:
snape-snape-severussnape:
president-snow:
reneexmaria:
albino-alpaca:
gredandforge-weasley:
acciocupcakes:
iwrotethatline:
colfersex:
andrewforlife:
scarred-heart-in-hand:
donniaandjokesy:
Wennee.
omg i’m dying WENNEE
Weshe
sounds Japanese….
Wndrew….
Woe
Wsebelle
wbegeel
Weether
Wedde
0.o whaa?
Renee
WEEEE
HAHAHAAHAHHAHA...
laughingatmynightmare asked: I'm going to Ocean City, Maryland! How about you?
Reblog if you've ever been called: ugly, emo,...
adriofthedead:
ashleyandjackyslittlelizsername:
toxic-whore:
THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE SO MANY NOTES.
too many notes
:c
Pretty sure all of them
all of them actually.
Also faggot
lol all from my parents.
loser
This is so sad. I can’t believe this has so many notes. Society is cruel.
Cuz society tells everyone that we are supposed to be like this. When someone isn’t like...
oh god
I’ve slept maybe 6 hours
in the last 2 days
I feel like I need to eat an entire grocery store
and then sleep for a week
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