I just want a pipe organ to live inside ok
windycarnage: soselfimportant: soselfimportant: people were mentioning that pipeorgankind is sort of FULL VOLUME ALL THE TIME but like lets take a look at what a pipe organ is and for the sake of argument and to nail the point home lets do it in all caps A PIPE ORGAN IS A FUCKING INSTRUMENT LITERALLY THE SIZE OF A GOD DAMNED BUILDING AN INSTRUMENT BUILT TO MAKE A SOUND THAT WHOLLY...
Make yourself a cat!
spacestepmom: Make yourself into a cat! miyomo: chicksdigthephoenix: snoipahkat:
tedbunny: I’m writing this just because I’m sitting flicking through my dash and some of the posts are making me sick to my stomach. The idea that to qualify as having depression you’re not allowed to talk about it, that if you don’t attempt to hide your self-harm scars then you’re ‘just doing it for attention’, that fundamentally if you’re honest then you’re a fake, is sickening. A blog is...
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly
stereklove: shutupbolinski: makhon: derekwhostillscaresme: mybrokenbbyalpha: adiostoreadors: i’ll let myself out d y i n g from l a u g h t e r holy fucking shit I literally have not laughed that hard in WEEKS. oh my fucking god. WHAT EVEN. HOLY GOD! WHAT IS AIR! NEED IT! HALP ME BALJHFGSLAFSLAHFS /SCREECHING
leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
mechinism: brothasoul: can we all just take a minute to imagine steve rogers’ face the first time he heard someone say “motherfucker” casually kHGFSKHGADSJGAFDSJGFADKDHAFSGFADSDFAHFSD OMG AHHHH OMG
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I left my goddamn pillow at my Aunts house fuck me fuck there is no way in hell mom is driving me back out there to get it aflkjagsfgjas fuyck fuck fuck fuck fuck adhsaljhgdasglkasfafls fuckkkkk i need my fucking pillow i’m not gonna be back there for months which means my pillow is pretty much gone forever kmzd,sdzkmsjszjm sz ‘aS,lljefwqbipgr’[eruwb wr;kpguasdew ...
parchife: IT’S BACK
Me: Hey close the door
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
wunderscheisse: daves-vagina: ...
my least favorite romance trope
catbountry: theyoungdoyley: ‘Forbidden’ heterosexual love between two white cis people. Man, that sounds mighty forbidden. That heterosexuality. And whiteness. So forbidden. Because you know Classism isn’t a thing that exists at all. Or religious discrimination. ahahahaha omg
List an odd swear phrase that you use
saiderp: mutisija: eridanslonelytentabulge: a13xm3rc3rnar13: thattrollwiththehorns: ryverwulfe: regeneratethis: yusufsfirmbutt: littlerenaissancedavinci: connor-sexual: mamisboots: gosensei: piranhaplantqueen: adriofthedead: storyowls: cuddlyxmedics: Holy sheep’s dip Son of a sea baring sea pup. Shitbird clownbag dickwhistles piss up a rope ...
fivemuskaqueers: MY MOM TOLD ME SHE WOULD BUY ME GRAPES BUT SHE LIED TO ME AND BOUGHT CHERRIES AND I HATE CHERRIES SO I POURED SOME OF THEM DOWN THE ICE DISPENSER SO WHEN SHE GOES TO GET ICE THE FRIDGE WILL LIE TO HER AND GIVE HER CHERRIES INSTEAD LIKE SHE DID TO ME
atenineten: i really want uu to be LE a lot Sgafahshasgshfag OMG OMG OMG
So I just remembered this thing that happened.
I’m like 11 years old, eating dinner at my neighbors house out on the back porch. She made this fucking delicious potato bacon soup. So I take my first bite, and it is the single most amazing soup I have ever eaten. She’s like lol you like that soup and I’m like shit yes this soup is awesome. And out of nowhere, a bid swoops in and takes a poo right in my bowl. It was the...
davidstrider: stop scrolling a group of ferrets is referred to as a business of ferrets ok you can scroll again now
Rose: The Doctor is so amazing he shows me all these great things and helps people I love him
Martha: Wow The Doctor is so great he's really fantastic I love him he's so smart and talented and does such wonderful things
Amy: Omg The Doctor is fantastic he's so magical and charming and smart and funny and incredible and he's my best friend
Donna: You stupid alien boy omg you dumbass how are you such a skinny piece of shit you're not mating with me
whathasbeenlost: psychicoblivion: You know...
shavingryansprivates: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d...