riddlemehiddleston: cat-adores-loki: anearlywitch: Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing. bruce wayne is batman son of a bitch
timedetective: whaoanon: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR omfg he just kickflips off that goat OH MY GOD THAT IS PRECIOUS I WANT ONE whoops i have always wanted a goat they are precious babbies
lomniedom: edwarnd: i like watching romantic comedies and stuff like that with girls because then they get all cute and cuddly and watching scary movies because they get scared and squeeze my hand and bury theyre eyes in my chest but most of all i like watching documentaries bc then they get bored and start to doze off and then i insert my feeding tubes into their skulls and draw the life out...
lostperdue asked: oohh happy early birthday! :3
I made these cookies this morning
at 6, obviously, because that’s when people usually bake anyway i used my own standard recipe except I only had like 1 cup of flour instead of 2 1/2 so i threw in some coconut and oatmeal and also I forget to use egg which was okay because i didn’t have any eggs anyway and they turned into these derpy little lumps but fuck me they were so good like for real they were...
Reblog if you are 18 or older and a Homestuck.
kinalarasohru: This is just out of curiosity. I want to see how many there are. i am a week from 23 i feel so old
damnthatswhatshesaid: A macaw about to unleash his evil plot “I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.” HAWAIIN FRUIT PUNCH SPIT ALL OVER MY SCREEN at first i was like okay he’s laughing and then wait he’s laughing in a stereotypically evil manner and then i lold
Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society.– Aristotle (via leichenschrei)
Superpower roulette, the page you get is your new... →
saiderp: tyrantlizard: creekdontrise: reidobiwa: nurnserolal: thepirateking: bonermarrow: robotverve: boltong: Shark Physiology The power to take on the abilities and attributes of shark. Self-Spawn The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, both physically and in persona. AWWWWW YES Health Optimization: The rare ability to sense and assess a...
purpleneenee: glowpinkstah: LMAO STOPPPP!!! Oh god, why TLC you have gone off the fucking deep end
ironfistbitch: I find it funny that so many people think facebook is essentially hell on earth when I’ve met some of the worse people I’ve ever known on tumblr
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
THE WIZ IS ON NETFLIX
I DON’T HAVE TO WATCH MY SHITTY DOWNLOADED COPY ANYMORE THANK YOU LORD
me: homestuck hasn't updated in a while and i'm upset
me: homestuck just updated and i'm upset
pichiru: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean
narwhalsmash: Next time USA hosts the Olympics we should recreate that scene in Spongebob where they’re in a marching band and they play ‘Sweet Victory’
ohsoakimbo: OH MY GOD i quote this when i make chicken parm or stuff that needs breadcrumbs i’ll be pulling out the like weird can thing they come in and i’ll softly whisper to myself “aww yiss motha fuckin breadcrumbs”
crowmunist: i got 99 problems and homestuck is every single fucking one of them
dirksbody: girls who get offended when you call them “dude”
captclockwork: sociolab: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natibus - seize the ass #no #natibus is the dative plural #meaning there are multiple asses that are indirect objects #if you were being given multiple asses this would be correct#but since you want to seize one ass you need to use the accusative #so you should say ‘carpe...
that guy who just stands there is literally the best part because there is no reaction from him whatsoever just stands there watching
WHILE WE'RE ON THE SUBJECT OF BANE
HIS VOICE IN THE MOVIE I COULD NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY I was just giggling through the whole thing Mike got really annoyed with me but i don’t even care that shit was hilarious
imjesuschrist: EHLP ME HEKP