CREDERE NULLUS

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:52:18 -0400

Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:21:58 -0400

relright:

thecouscousqueen:

kenyabenyagurl:

thinksquad:

Announcement coming Monday

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I smell ads coming if this is true

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

noooOOOOOOOOOOOO

naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:19:06 -0400

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

heyitszombii: juako27: this post improved my life 501%

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:12:04 -0400

heyitszombii:

juako27:

this post improved my life 501%

dauntingtext: janewithamoustache: helioscentrifuge: baconsteak...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:05:02 -0400

dauntingtext:

janewithamoustache:

helioscentrifuge:

baconsteak:

marquiseofthe8thsea:

dasmuskel:

queenoftheantz:

Homestuck.

If this doesn’t tattoo your name on across the chest of the Homestuck fandom, I don’t know what will.

WHERE ARE THE NOTES THIS IS EVERY CHARACTER IN THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF HOMESTUCK THERE IS LITERALLY NO EXCUSE

~~I jizzed a little bit when I realized the Sufferer and Condesce were facing each other~~

I don’t fucking see Serenity

I guess they took the sky from him after all.

^ not okay. :(

IT GOT WORSE

shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my...

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:04:24 -0400

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

mirrepp: HELLO CHARACTER REF SHEET

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:02:32 -0400

mirrepp:

HELLO CHARACTER REF SHEET

nailpolishbreath: awesomephilia: They look so peaceful when...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:50:25 -0400

nailpolishbreath:

awesomephilia:

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping.

this is it

this is the post that has killed me

mighty-misha: superwholockathogwarts: Supernatural episode I want: those bloody “forward or this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:38:49 -0400

mighty-misha:

superwholockathogwarts:

Supernatural episode I want: those bloody “forward or this thing will kill you” chain emails actually coming true.

someone tweet this to misha right now

ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:34:11 -0400

lycaons:

rosenkristall:

TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE

SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO

SIGNAL BOOST

and, and look at this:

“Mayer [President and CEO of Yahoo] wants to incorporate Yahoo!’s products — including search, email, and its popular homepage — into the “daily habits” of its users.”

HELL nO.

noooOOOOOOOOOOOO

shadowkat104: kellyjacobsbooks: HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:14:08 -0400

shadowkat104:

kellyjacobsbooks:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE

Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

major signal boost

tentakeltherapeut: jyonouchi: bethedoitsu: I LOVE YOU...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:47:55 -0400

tentakeltherapeut:

jyonouchi:

bethedoitsu:

I LOVE YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE

I LOVE YOU

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

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Fri, 17 May 2013 23:44:33 -0400

prettyponyplot: patchoulol: berks-dragon-trainer: probablyharr...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:36:06 -0400

prettyponyplot:

patchoulol:

berks-dragon-trainer:

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

Oh, you thought thMis was gonna be a black and white depressing post, didn’t you?

Me clicking your Read More.

Some

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

best GIF I've seen in ages

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:34:33 -0400

dieselpowereddoodad:

ect0bandit:

tellittoreadersdigest:

archerofanarchy:

whoops

i love how perfectly this sums up adam savage

he turns around and there’s just pure joy on his face

Adam Savage is a big child and there is no possible way anyone could not love him.

kyleehenke: scribblenauts: the dangerous effects of not...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:31:01 -0400

kyleehenke:

scribblenauts:

the dangerous effects of not wearing a bra

ah yes my spirit animal

hakuna

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:27:26 -0400

hakuna

scribblenauts: “hey we’re gonna order pizza” “you have to finish your homework first”

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:21:46 -0400

scribblenauts:

“hey we’re gonna order pizza”

“you have to finish your homework first”

tearingdowndoors: Untitled | Coyhand

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:20:18 -0400

tearingdowndoors:

Untitled | Coyhand

trustisforfools: mrspiritual: musicalpandas: gainingconfidence...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:05:25 -0400

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^